Join me on my incredible journey through life and motherhood.

I’m not a Pinterest mom. My life is a mess, my kids are maniacs, I am heavy in sarcasm, and I tend to swear too much.

Life is too short to spend all of our time trying to be perfect, so embrace the crazy. Being able to laugh at ourselves spares us from psychotic breaks.


I am a 29 year old mother of two. My husband is a United States Marine, so I spend a lot of my time alone with our two children. I try to keep my sanity by writing, having fun, and taking naps. I am a stay at home mom who is also an independent consultant for Usborne Books & More on the side