My life, as you may know by now, is very isolated. I spend most of my day inside the house with children. Things are bound to get a little loopy, right? One thing I like to do is sing. Before I go any further, let’s be clear- I like to sing, but I CAN’T sing. I am horrible. However, singing helps with my anxiety, it lightens the mood, it fills empty silence, and sometimes it makes my kids laugh! One thing I like to do is change lyrics to songs and make it my own. If I sing a remix to a song from one of Camille’s favorite movies she recognizes it immediately. I’m sure you won’t be impressed, but here they are…
Semisonic- Closing time
Closing time.
One last call for sippy cups, so finish your water or milk
Closing time.
You don’t have to go to sleep just get the hell away frooooom me.
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
Moana- Where You Are
Camille.
Get uuuuuuup. Get uuuuup.
Camille it’s time for you to get up and take brother to schoooooool.
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVzDrqOmYiY
Dr Dre/Eminem- Forgot About Dre
When the cops came through me and eli stood next to a broken down fort.
With a hand full of blankets. Hand full of chairs. Still wouldn’t find out.
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k
Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody
Maaaamaaaaaa
Just lost her shit
Threw out all her kids junk,
Drank some wine and now she’s drunk.
Maaaaamaaaaa
Your kids day had just begun
But now you’ve gone sent them to their rooms.
Maaamaaaa ooh ooh
Didn’t mean to make you mad
If this shit isn’t picked up by tomorrow,
You’re kicked ouuuut. You’re kicked out.
(Real Version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
Spice Girls-Wannabe
If ya wanna be my daughter,
Ya gotta clean up your room.
I know it won’t last forever,
The bullshit never eeeeeends!
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
Carly Rae Jepson- Call Me Maybe
Hey I just birthed you
And this is crazy
But here’s my nipple
So shred it, maybe!
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
Lou Bega- Mambo no. 5
1,2,3,4,5
Everybody in the carseats
So come on lets ride
To the ice cream shop around the corner
My kids really want a couple cones
But I really don’t wanna
Hungover from my wine last night
Sunglasses on my face cuz the sun is bright
I got Eli, Camille, Avery, and Kenzie
And as I continue you know they’re getting crazy.
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
Michael Jackson- Beat it
I told you don’t you ever come around me
Don’t wanna see your drawing, you really need to flee
There’s crazy in their eyes, I gotta get free
So ditch em, just ditch em.
You better run, you better leave while you can,
Dad just got in the door, kids think he’s superman.
Don’t try to pretend, better leave while you can.
So ditch em, but you wanna be nice.
Just ditch em.
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
ABBA- Dancing Queen
You are the pooping queen
Young and gross
It’s only 9:15
Pooping queen
Feel the heat from the bath, get clean ooooh yeah.
You can poop
You can fart
Having the time of your life
Ooooh, see that girl
Smell that smell
Dig in the pooping queen.
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
Pharrell Williams- Happy
Because I’m tiiiiiiired
Clap along if you feel like you need some more coffee
Because I’m tiiiiiiiiired.
Clap along if you feel like you wanna go back to bed
Because I’m tiiiiiiiired.
Clap along if you feel like thats what you wanna do.
(Real version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs
Mastering Motherhood 